Yes, Team USA is Bringing Their Own Air Conditioning to the Paris Olympics

It seems like environmental virtue signaling takes precedence over athlete welfare as the Paris 2024 Organizing Committee prioritizes reducing carbon footprints over providing basic comforts to competitors participating in the upcoming Games. In an astonishing move, officials have announced there won't be any air conditioning installed within the Olympic Village accommodations despite scorching temperature predictions. Instead, Team USA, along with other countries such as the UK, Australia, Denmark, and Italy, plan to supply personal A/C devices for their respective delegations.

This bizarre stance comes amidst warnings from experts predicting record-breaking highs throughout the competition period starting July 26th. Since hosting duties were handed back to Paris following nearly eight decades, average temps have skyrocketed by almost six degrees Fahrenheit!

Melting Mount Everest Shows Off Bodies in the Death Zone

The once-pristine slopes of Mt. Everest, revered by adventurers worldwide, now bear witness to an unsettling sight: exposed bodies of fallen mountaineers, victims of their pursuit of conquest. This sombre reality check comes courtesy of rising temperatures melting the region’s iconic snowcap.

Nepal recently launched a daring initiative aimed at recovering these lost souls and restoring dignity to the majestic landscape. Led by Major Aditya Karki of the Nepalese Army, a dedicated team braved treacherous terrain to retrieve five unidentified cadavers – including skeletal remains – amidst the unforgiving environment surrounding Everest, Lhotse, and Nuptse.