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Why Biden Advisors Are Threatening White House Interns

Your Evening News

Before you log off for the night, we thought we’d send you a bit more news so that you know what’s going on in the world, as well as an inspirational quote.

Inspirational Quote

"America is hope. It is compassion. It is excellence. It is valor."

 Paul Tsongas

The Latest News

Stop Saying the D-Word!

Biden advisors are tired of hearing people around the White House talking about the d-word when it comes to Joe Biden. You know, dementia.

In fact, they’re threatening bodily harm to anyone who even says the word.

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